Desi CHUBBY Almost Got Caught Fingering Herself...

"Do you remember when he shoved that shotgun in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or spend 20 years in jail?'" I remember that too," she replied softly.He wiped another tear from his cheek and said, "You know ... I would have gotten out today."Short onesHow many women does it take to change a light bulb?None, they just sit there in the dark and bitch.What's the fastest way to a man's heart?Through his chest with a sharp knife.Why are men and parking spaces alike?Because all the good ones are taken and the only ones left are disabled.Why do men want to marry virgins?They can't stand criticism.Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good looking?Because those men already have boyfriends.What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.What do you. "I most certainly am", I assured her, and then, as they remained in stupor, I added: "Enjoy watching yourselves on YouTube", and proceeded to walk away.I was about half way down the block, when I heard the woman's quick footsteps behind me. I turned to face her. The woman's nerves were completely shattered. She begged me to reconsider. I was about to finally accept her apologies, when she spoke in a flat voice: "I guess that leaves me with no choice".This completely took me by surprise. My heart started racing, when the realization sank in that this woman was actually prepared to suck my dick. Despite not finding her particularly attractive, I started to become very aroused at the thought. Before I could stop myself, I curtly responded: "Then please follow me", and returned to the lobby.A few moments later, the woman, her husband and I entered the elevator and rode up to my floor in a long, awkward silence. They followed me to the door, and we entered my apartment. Again, I could not.
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